The fine print, in plain English. Last updated: January 2026.
By using funnudge.icu, you agree to these terms. We try to keep them short and reasonable.
We roast beans on Tuesdays, Thursdays, and Saturdays. Orders ship within 48 hours of roasting. Delivery within Finland typically takes 2–4 business days; elsewhere in the EU, 4–7 business days.
Bean subscriptions renew on the first Tuesday of each month. You can pause, skip, or cancel from your account at any time — no questions, no fees.
Because coffee is perishable, we cannot accept returns on beans. If something arrives damaged or you're not happy with what's in the bag, email us and we'll make it right.
Prices are in euros and include Finnish VAT where applicable. Shipping is calculated at checkout. We may adjust prices seasonally to reflect green coffee costs.
All text, photography, and branding on this site belongs to funnudge.icu. Please ask before reusing it.
We do our best to keep this site accurate and our coffee delicious, but we cannot guarantee perfection. Our liability is limited to the value of your order.
These terms are governed by the laws of Finland. Any disputes will be handled by the competent courts of Helsinki.
Email [email protected] or call +358 9 123 4567. We respond Monday through Friday.